Our Future Culture

Recent discussions in June Lake area has led a certain amount of the population believing that an alien race has taken over the postal system of the United States. I am not going to say who. Please purchase your infrared goggles at the Tiger Bar by saying the secret phrase "I would like to buy Bearman a beer". Thank you.
Please note that while this offers only temporary protection, Repeating the phrase will have a more lasting effect.

I will see you all in a week have a great time, you know I will. ·